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The 10 Commandments:
1/ Thou shall never spell thy gods name Hide or thy other gods name yoshiki. Nor shall thou pronounce "hide" like the English word instead of "he day" or "Yoshiki" as anything but "Yosh key".
2/ Thou shall never illegally download thy music, except when it's ridiculously priced.
3/ Thou shall listen to J rock and be happy though thou shall worship no other music as it is a false replica.
4/ Thou shall never point and laugh at an artists appearance or ask "Is that a woman" in a sneering tone.
5/ Thou shall never make your partner cosplay as one of us to fulfill your sexual desires as it perverts the sexiness that is thou gods.
6/ If thou lords speak it then it exists despite what your English dictionary claims.
7/ Thou shall not look down upon they who do not believe, for they are only ignorant.
8/ Thou art permitted to write stories containing thy gods likeness but though shall not pair them with any none religious man as this is blasphemous and will condemn you to an after life in hell where thou will listen only to rap.
9/ Thy gods face is not made from plastic or any other unatural material.
10/ Thou shall not have plastic surgery to take on the likeness of thy god